So today is the day most students look forward to for months, the end of exams. To celebrate Pat, Ben, and Spence have headed over to Motown to intimidate people into dance-offs (Ben and Pat are hustlers who feign the inability to dance and then they take all their money with their Michael Jackson-esque technique). Gordy and Evan on the other hand decided to celebrate Gordy’s completion of his undergrad in a different way, by playing a playoff series in NHL 12. Gordy is Philadelphia and Evan is Washington so far Evan leads the series 1 - 0 with a very healthy win. So, place your bets and wait for the updates.
Go fuck yourself San Diego,